. . ) . . . * . . . . . . . * . . ' . . _.---._ . . * * .' '. _.-~===========~-._ (___________________) . * __ .' \_______/ .' ______ __ | .' .' | | | | | ' | | | | | | | ___| |_ __|_______________________|__..--~~~~ jro ~--. /|\ / \ / | \ / \ \|/ / | \ / \ / | \ / \ / / "BRING MY WIFE BACK, / __ YOU COSMIC KIDNAPPERS!" / / \ / / (\__/) | \ / _\__/_ \ / / \ | \ / / / / / \ \ | \_\ \ \|____\_) \ \|/ | \ | |\ \ | |/ / |_/__/ (__[__) 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 . . ) . . . * . . . . . . o . .' * . . ' .' . . __ . .' ______ __ | '. | | | | | .' | | | | | | | ___| |_ __|_______________________|__..--~~~~ jro ~--. /|\ / \ / | \ / \ \|/ / | \ / \ / | \ / \ / | \ / _ \ / /_\ | \ / \_/ \ / / \ | \ / \|_|/ \ / ||| | \ / ||| \ / (_|_) | \ / \ \|/ # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # . . ) . . . * . . . . . . . * . . ' . . __ . ______ __ | | | | | | | | | | | | | ___| |_ __|_______________________|__..--~~~~ jro ~--. /|\ / \ / | \ / \ \|/ / | \ / \ / / "Cripes, that WAS stupid! What / if they'd actually HEARD me / and brought her BACK!" / ____ / / / __) \ / \(~oo | \ / _\_o/_ \ / / \/ \ | \ / / / \ \ \ / \ | /_/ \ / \|___(_/ \ \|/ | \ | |\ \ | |/ / |_/__/ (__[__)

r/TwoSentenceHorror 14 hr. ago Techn0Cy My stepson leaned towards me and asked, “Do I look human?” It’s been 2 months since we’ve come to this planet so I told him he looked fantastic I’m so proud of him.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 1 hr. ago stickfigurescalamity ϟ ѕcrσll dσwn αll thє wαч “i want all weapons of mass destruction to disappear forever from earth,” i made my wish. “done,” santa said and the clouds part to reveal an alien armada, just waiting for this moment.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 9 mo. ago Jellycaine The aliens invaded planet earth, and the human never seems to notice. A thousand years later and they already think shadows are a natural occurrence.

r/TwoSentenceHorror 3 days ago mwalexandercreations Exploring the galaxy in search of a habitable planet, we finally received radio signals indicating life. Being in desperate need for resources for our dying species, we find ourselves needing to lie to planet Earth, responding with, "we come in peace."