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เผ‰โ€งโ‚Šหš โœฉ ๏ผŠ เญง โ›“๐Ÿ›ธ ห–โบ . โฉฉ ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ถ ๏ผ ๏ธณหšเญจ ๐Ÿช เญงโ‹†๏ฝกหš โ‹† ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ;; ๏ธณโ‹†๏ฝกยฐ๐Ÿคบ โŸ† โธโธ โ‚Š ูกู  ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ;; ๏ธณ.หšโ‚Š ๐Ÿ”ญ . *. โ‹† แญก ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜€;; โœงหš ยท . ู ใ€‚๐Ÿ“ก ยฐห– . โ‹† ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜†;; ใ†๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ;; ษ›> โ‹†๏ฝกยฐ ๐Ÿš€ โœฉ ๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด;;

r/TwoSentenceHorror 9 mo. ago Jellycaine The aliens invaded planet earth, and the human never seems to notice. A thousand years later and they already think shadows are a natural occurrence.

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r/TwoSentenceHorror 3 days ago mwalexandercreations Exploring the galaxy in search of a habitable planet, we finally received radio signals indicating life. Being in desperate need for resources for our dying species, we find ourselves needing to lie to planet Earth, responding with, "we come in peace."

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