. . ) . . . * . . . . . . . * . . ' . . _.---._ . . * * .' '. _.-~===========~-._ (___________________) . * __ .' \_______/ .' ______ __ | .' .' | | | | | ' | | | | | | | ___| |_ __|_______________________|__..--~~~~ jro ~--. /|\ / \ / | \ / \ \|/ / | \ / \ / | \ / \ / / "BRING MY WIFE BACK, / __ YOU COSMIC KIDNAPPERS!" / / \ / / (\__/) | \ / _\__/_ \ / / \ | \ / / / / / \ \ | \_\ \ \|____\_) \ \|/ | \ | |\ \ | |/ / |_/__/ (__[__) 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 . . ) . . . * . . . . . . o . .' * . . ' .' . . __ . .' ______ __ | '. | | | | | .' | | | | | | | ___| |_ __|_______________________|__..--~~~~ jro ~--. /|\ / \ / | \ / \ \|/ / | \ / \ / | \ / \ / | \ / _ \ / /_\ | \ / \_/ \ / / \ | \ / \|_|/ \ / ||| | \ / ||| \ / (_|_) | \ / \ \|/ # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # . . ) . . . * . . . . . . . * . . ' . . __ . ______ __ | | | | | | | | | | | | | ___| |_ __|_______________________|__..--~~~~ jro ~--. /|\ / \ / | \ / \ \|/ / | \ / \ / / "Cripes, that WAS stupid! What / if they'd actually HEARD me / and brought her BACK!" / ____ / / / __) \ / \(~oo | \ / _\_o/_ \ / / \/ \ | \ / / / \ \ \ / \ | /_/ \ / \|___(_/ \ \|/ | \ | |\ \ | |/ / |_/__/ (__[__)

r/TwoSentenceHorror 26 days ago Prestigious_Salad_85 I screamed in excitement as I received an email stating that my application was accepted. The rest of my family cried out in despair knowing they weren’t selected to board the last ship leaving our dying planet behind.

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