Go to TwoSentenceHorror r/TwoSentenceHorror 13 hr. ago Madmonkeman The boy was determined to catch Santa entering the house and wanted to see what would happen. 100 years later as an Christmas elf, he still can’t remember anything other than constantly making toys, wrapping presents...

r/TwoSentenceHorror 1 hr. ago stickfigurescalamity ϟ ѕcrσll dσwn αll thє wαч “i want all weapons of mass destruction to disappear forever from earth,” i made my wish. “done,” santa said and the clouds part to reveal an alien armada, just waiting for this moment.