this is so kawaii i sharted and flew to mexico using my sharts and then i ate 3 homeless people and ascended to the heavens to start a quest to find the golden toilet and when i found it i fell in and become a skibidi toilet 🥰

this is so kawaii i choked on my drink and it cried so i threw it in the adoption center and ran away and went to the store to find some zaza and consume it and after that i ran from the cops bc i comited arson and i fell into a river and the cops fell in their too and drowened and it was boring so i fell asleep and dreamt about air and then i woke up and stroke and fell asleep again and woke up in a white padded room 🥰

this is so kawaii i played thick of it on the piano and one of the keys broke and i had to pay to fix it but i was broke so i comitted tax evasion and got put under house arrest so i ate my ankle monitor and broke the wall and ran away and bought oil at the store and covered myself in it so i could walk on water and i ran across the ocean and the police nuked me for leaving my house while under house arrest and i died but im a cat therian so i have 9 lives and i kept walking until i got to greenland and i stole its green so its just land now and teleported back to my house again 🥰