I love baby wipes and now work at a baby wipes company. Everyday I get to smell that sweet soft smell that makes me feel like im in the soft clouds of heaven. And today my wife saw I was licking are kids baby wipes and she told me we were getting a divorce. But you know what jennifer I never loved you as much as my baby wipes and glad you and our child are gone. You were getting in the way of my love for baby wipes. So I will let you have all the custody and will pay the child support as long as I have time alone with baby wipes.🧻
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