D@yum- the drama here is lit ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ like I came from my cat emojis but now I'm invested with this- jessica and emily be roasting each other over some sparkles- ๐ฑ๐ฟ *.+
YES U ARE QUINA SORRY BUT U ARE STUPID!! BAKA UWU -emily unicorn, the BEST!!!๐ฆ๐ฉท
not funny i didn't laugh. your joke is so bad i would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. to be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but i didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad i cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. the amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on earth. get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. i'm not saying this to be funny i genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. you've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. i'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. honestly if put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so i can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. you're lucky i still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise i would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. we should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. i'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. in the time that took i was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. i hope you're happy with what you have done and i truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt ๐ซต๐
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I've ๐ heard๐โจSโจHโจOโจVโจIโจNโจGโจ things โฌ๏ธ up ๐ค your ๐ก ass ๐ is quite painful ๐ญ so you ๐ซต might ๐ฃ๏ธ want to ๐ start ๐ with something small ๐ค like your intelligence ๐ง ๐ค๐ฝ and build ๐งฑ up to bigger ๐ก things ๐ญ like ๐ค your ๐น ego ๐คก Marissa ๐๐๐๐
I've ๐ heard๐โจSโจHโจOโจVโจIโจNโจGโจ things โฌ๏ธ up ๐ค your ๐ก ass ๐ is quite painful ๐ญ so you ๐ซต might ๐ฃ๏ธ want to ๐ start ๐ with something small ๐ค like your intelligence ๐ง ๐ค๐ฝ and build ๐งฑ up to bigger ๐ก things ๐ญ like ๐ค your ๐น ego ๐คก [name here] ๐๐๐๐
I literally hate short guys, they're so rude and disrespectful, like bruv... Getting mad at me won't make you taller. They always act so angsty too, like calm down Edna, we all know you have a small d**k you don't have to yell. Over here looking like something that came out a slow cooker... seriously...(โ_โ) ฬคฬฎ
the best roast ever: _______________________________________________________________________________ NAHH BRO LOOKS LIKE HE GOT INSULTED BY A TRASHCAN MY GUY CRYING SO HARD HE TURNED INTO 36 PACK SPRAY BOTTLE SSSSSS SSSSS HE BE CRYING TO HIS MOMMY, MWOMMMY WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHHHH YOU TRY TO ORDER FROM BURGER KING THEY SAY โ SORRY SIR WE DONT ALLOW WHALES HEREโ I BET YO RUSTY BURGER KING FOOD DIET GIVES YOU 150 POUNDS A DAY MOM I CAN'T WALK IS WHAT YOUD SAY, SAW YOU IN YOUR FNAF GEN Z FURRY COSTUME DOING MOEWW WOOOOFF WOOOOFFF WITH YOU FURRY GF,I SAW YOU YESTERDAY EATING THE WHOLE MENU OF MCDONALDS GOING I'M LOVING IT, I SAW YOU SAYING KRABBY PATTY THE WHOLE SCHOOL CALL YOU A FATTY PATTY YOU BET YO WIFE YOU COULD LOSE 190 POUNDS IN ONE DAY GUESS WHAT, IT TOOK YOU A YEAR I SAW YOU COPY AND PASTINGโ ROASTS FROM PACKGOD YOU WENT WAHHH THESE ARE MY ROASTS WAAAAAAAAAAA, YOU GO TO THE GYMNASIUM YOU FALL OF THE BARS WHEN YOU TRYNA CLIMB ON THE FIRST ONE YOU EAT 120 PLUS GUMMY BEARS AND SAY โMOM GUESS WHAT I THINK I WAS 450 POUNDS LAST TIME NOW IM 680โ YOU FATTER THAN 50 T-REXโS YOU BUILT LIKE CAILLOU YOU SAY โMOMMYYY I WANT DA DINOSWORE PWEAASEEโ BRO YOU BUILT LIKE ONE DOLLAR PERFUME FROM DOLLAR GENERAL YOU GO SSSSSSS SSSSS WHEN YOUR SAD THE SPRAY BOTTLE CRACKS KKKKKKKCKCC KKCCCC YOU THINK YO LIL AHHโ FUNNY YOU GO LIKE KNOCCKK KNOCKKK โWHOS DWEREโ โMY NEW NIKE KICKS FROM MY DAD IN HIS 40 YEAR OLD BASEMENTโ YOU GET YOUR DIVERS PERMIT FROM BURGER KING BROSKI RIDING IN YOUR 20 YEAR OLD MASSIVE RUSTY SHOEEEEE YOU TRY TO PUSH THE PEDAL YOU GOTTA MAKE THE NOISE YOU GO โHMMMM HNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMโ CAR BUILT FROM FOAM YOU OWN THATS LIKE A DOME FROM HOME YOU GO BACK TO YOUR ZOO WHERE THE LIONS ARE 20 YEAR OLD FURRYS YOU CALL HOME SWEET HOME YAYY MY NON-EXISTENT DAD ISNT COMING BACK YOU GO TO THE ZOO IN YOUR GEN Z FURRY COSTUME EATING THE 20 YEAR OLD BIRD FOOD HOMEMADE WITH ONLY ONE INGREDIENT! YUMMMMY IS WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOU EAT THE BIRD FOOD YOU GOT NO WATER SO YOU SUCK THE JUICE OUT OF YOUR โB I R D FOODโ YOU TRY TO FIT IN YOUR TRANSPORT MACHINE THE FAT MUSTY DUSTY CRUSTY BIRD, YOUR TO FAT TO FIT ON IT THE BIRD GOES โ SQUUUUUAUAAAAAWWWWKKKKKK โ YOU TRY TO BREAK OUT YOUR HOME OH NO YOU CANT YOUR TO FAT! LAST TIME I SAW YOUR FINGERS THEY WERE OVER 214 POUNDS EACH NOW THEIR 564 POUNDS SHUT YO LIL MOUTHโ UP YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOOKED AT A MIRROR OH WAIT IT CRACKED WOMPPP WOMPPPP I SAW YOU GET ROASTED BY A 6 YEAR OLD YOU TURNED INTO THAT 36 PACK SPRAY BOTTLE I MENTIONED EARLIER WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHH YOU BROKE THE WINDOWS OF YOUR 500 DOLLAR BRICK BUILT BROKEN DUSTY CRUST ZOO BY SCREAMING LIKE THE LOW PITCH MONKEY OOOOHHHH OHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH YO FLAT FACE BE LOOKING AT THE 2024 GENZ-GENALPHA DICTIONARY GOING MY GYATT SO BIG EVEN THOUGH ITS FLATTER THAN KANSAS YO FACE IS EVEN MORE FLATTER THAN KANSAS IF KANSAS WAS 10X FLATTER THAN GRAPHENE, YOUR DOC FOUND OUT AFTER DOING BRAIN SURGERY YOU HAD ONLY 4 BRAIN CELLS LEFT AND YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YOUR LIFE SO CHEAP YOU COSTED ONE DOLLAR IN PENNIES YOUR VALUE IN MILLIONS WERE .0 MILLION DOLlARS. YOU ORDER SOME FRIES FROM THE NEW RUSTY CRUST MCDONALDS BUT OH NO YOUR TO FAT TO FIT IN THE TRANSPORT MACHINE THE FAT MUSTY DUSTY CRUSTY BIRD AS IT BREAKS APART INTO 259 PIECES YOURE THE FATTEST MAN IN THE WORLD OH WAIT- YOUR NOT EVEN A MAN YOUR A THING 4 NOW SHUT YO LILโ AHH UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR FURRY COSPLAY ZOO AND GO CRY IN YOUR โBEDโ GOING WAHHHH WAHHHH AT THE LOCAL Z O O NOW SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO THE ZOO WITH YOUR NON-EXISTENT GIRLFRIEND FROM THE 2020 BALL DROP AND GET YOU YO AHH IN THE TIME-OUT SECTION AND CRY LIKE WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. _________________________________________________________________________________ HAHAAAA LMAO THIS IS AMAZINGGGG โ โญm4ry
who tf is alexandra and girl, who ever you r, i dont give a SHIT about alexandra, like stop with ur "aLeXaNdRa EvErY oNe KnOwS wHaT yOuVe DoNe iN tHiS pLaCe๐คโ" or sm "aLeXaNdRa gO KYS!๐คโ!"im js here to search for emoticons like wtf ๐ญ๐
HELP I- ๐ญ I WORE A PENCIL SKIRT TODAY AND ALL THE BOYS SCREAMED "WOW HOURGLASS" AND THEN I INTRODUCED MYSELF (i have a mommy voice btw)AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS
#mathematics #middle school #easyway2studyinteger #slay #cute #happy #study #rant #roast #integers #help i wore a pencil skirt #emoticons #algebra #arithmetic #mathematician #secondary school #high school #geometry #elementary school #lyceum #number #math #applied mathematics #gymnasium #teacher #college #trigonometry #school #student
mmmโฆ BOO!๐ Haha you flinched! Recognize me? im your soap๐งผ, It has been a lot of weeks since u took a bath๐ฅฐ, i recommend taking one because not even flies are near u๐ผ,ur whole neighborhood is deadโฐ๏ธ please take one right now. Stay safe out there!๐
แดแดวซแดแดแดแดแด แดสษชษดษขs แดแด sแดส แดแด แดแดxษชแด แดแดแดแดสแด เฑจเง โก ๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐. โก ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. โก ๐ฐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐ฐ ๐๐๐'๐. โก ๐บ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐? ใ ค โก ๐ฐ'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ป๐๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐. ๐
SHUT THE HELL UP GO SUICIDE NOW, NOBODY LOVES YOU, JELLY BEAN MR CLEAN LOOKIN ASS ๐
{HELP I- ๐ญ I WORE A PENCIL SKIRT TODAY AND ALL THE BOYS SCREAMED "WOW HOURGLASS" AND THEN I INTRODUCED MYSELF (i have a mommy voice btw)AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS} girl.. we know damn well ts aint real ๐ธ
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Oh [insert person name], thou art so forlorn For lacking a father, thee must often mourn Without a male role model to guide thee Thou art surely quite lost, can't thee see? But fear not, for there is hope yet Thy lack of paternity shall not thee forget For thou art strong and shall overcome But alas, thou wilt always be fatherless, scum!
Oh dear Discord mod, I'll give you a prod, For your fatherless ways leave me awfully odd, How can you expect to rule this chat, When your own parents didn't give a pat? Oh but wait, there's more to say, For your laziness is on full display, Lazy to monitor, lazy to guide, Just sitting there, watching the drama collide. You call yourself a mod, but where's the proof? Your inactivity is quite uncouth, While others work hard to keep this place sound, You sit in your throne, not touching the ground. Perhaps if you stepped outside and felt the sun, You wouldn't be so quick to hit that ban button, But alas, you're stuck in your virtual throne, With no real power, just a fake facade shown. So take this insult, my dear mod, For you deserve it, you lazy sod, Fatherless, lazy, and not touching grass, You're just a sad excuse for a mod, alas.
#stop #drama #genre #dramatic #gross #roast #fight #fighting #battle #roasting