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New Study Suggests We Don't Actually Need a Tetanus Booster Every 10 Years HEALTH 18 April 2016 By FIONA MACDONALD For now, doctors in most countries still advise boosters every 10 years, and it's going to take a lot more validation and replication of these results before that changes. That said, it's an interesting study that suggests we could continue to save lives, as well as saving the US government US$280 million each year, by switching the recommendation for tetanus and diphtheria boosters to every 30 years. "We have always been told to get tetanus immunization every 10 years, but actually, there is very little data to prove or disprove that timeline," said lead researcher Mark K. Slifka from Oregon Health & Science University. But the new research looked into how long 546 adults were actually protected against diphtheria and tetanus, and found that they contained antibodies against the diseases for up to 30 years after receiving their last booster - way longer than previously assumed.

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PRESIDENTIAL LIST Reading Time 2 mins George Washington December 14, 1799 67 epiglottitis, bloodletting John Adams July 4, 1826 90 Heart failure Thomas Jefferson July 4, 1826 83 Toxemia from a kidney infection, uremia from kidney damage James Madison June 28, 1836 85 Heart failure James Monroe July 4, 1831 73 Tuberculosis and heart failure John Quincy Adams February 23, 1848 80 Stroke Andrew Jackson June 8, 1845 78 Chronic dropsy Martin VanBuren July 24, 1862 79 Asthma William Henry Harrison[e] April 4, 1841 68 Cold and pneumonia fever John Tyler January 18, 1862 71 Stroke James K. Polk June 15, 1849 53 Cholera Zachary Taylor[e] July 9, 1850 65 Gastroenteritis, digestive issues from food poisoning Millard Fillmore March 8, 1874 74 Stroke Franklin Pierce October 8, 1869 64 Inflammation of the stomach, cirrhosis of the liver James Buchanan June 1, 1868 77 Respiratory failure, rheumatic gout Abraham Lincoln Shot by John Wilkes Booth April 15, 1865 56 Andrew Johnson July 31, 1875 66 Stroke Ulysses S. Grant July 23, 1885 63 Throat cancer Rutherford B. Hayes January 17, 1893 70 Heart attack James A. Garfield September 19, 1881 49 Shot by Charles J. Guiteau, then septic shock resulting from medical malpractice Chester A. Arthur November 18, 1886 57 Stroke Benjamin Harrison March 13, 1901 67 Pneumonia Grover Cleveland June 24, 1908 71 Coronary sclerosis, paralysis and/or intestinal obstruction William McKinley Shot by Leon Czolgosz September 14, 1901 58 Gangrene within gunshot wound Theodore Roosevelt January 6, 1919 60 Coronary occlusion by a blood clot William Howard Taft March 8, 1930 72 Heart disease Woodrow Wilson February 3, 1924 67 Stroke Warren G. Harding August 2, 1923 57 Heart attack Calvin Coolidge January 5, 1933 60 Heart attack Herbert Hoover October 20, 1964 90 Internal hemorrhage, upper gastrointestinal bleeding, strained vascular systems Franklin D. Roosevelt April 12, 1945 63 Cerebral hemorrhage, polio Harry S Truman December 26, 1972 88 Minor lung congestion, organ failures, cardiovascular system collapse, hypotension Dwight D. Eisenhower March 28, 1969 78 Heart failure John F. Kennedy Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald November 22, 1963 46 Lyndon B. Johnson January 22, 1973 64 Heart attack Richard Nixon April 22, 1994 81 Stroke, paralysis, swelling of the brain Gerald Ford December 26, 2006 93 Arteriosclerotic cerebrovascular disease, diffuse arteriosclerosis Jimmy Carter December 29, 2024 100 Natural causes Ronald Reagan June 5, 2004 93 Alzheimer's, pneumonia George H. W. Bush November 30, 2018 94 Parkinson's Bill Clinton(b. 1946)1993– 2001 George W. Bush(b. 1946)2001– 2009 Barack Obama(b. 1961)2009– 2016 Incumbent