look 👀👀 i didnt want to be a half-blood 😨😨 if you're reading this📖📖📚 because you think you 🫵might be one, my advice is🌬️🌬️ close this book right now📖➡️📘 believe whatever lie🤦🤦🤦 your mom👩 and dad 🚶♂️🚶♂️🫙told you about your birth🫄🫄and try to lead a normal life🧍🧍🧍being a half-blood is dangerous😱😱 it's scary🤔🤔🤔 most of the time⏳⏳⏳⌛ it gets you killed🗡️🗡️🗡️ in painful🕳️🚶 nasty🤢🤮🤮 ways 🧨🧨💥💥💥💥 if you're a normal kid🧍🧍🧍🧍 reading this because you think it's fiction🦄🐉🚽 great 😃👍 read on I envy you😈😈 for being able to believe none of this ever happened ❌❌❌❌ but if you recognize yourself🧑🫵🫵 in these pages📄📄📄if you feel something stirring inside🌀🌀🌀 stop reading immediately 😡😡😡 you might be one of us🐺🐺 and once you 😡🫵🫵🫵 know that it's only a matter of time before THEY😒😒😒😒💢 sense it too and they'll come for you🫵🫵🫵🫵 don't say I didn't warn you 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
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