Wth is going on here? People are saying a man posted NSFW when it's not even him? Y'all better stop harassing this poor dude. And Zwombiekitty, if your still here... sorry if you have to go through these idiot posts

okay guys so I got juicy top extra beef with the extra tea that I spilled. Okay so I was in science class when my biggest hater, lets call her Ugly B ☺️ raised her hand to go to the bathroom. My science teacher, Mr. Crab, was secretly a crab who hid in girls' toilets. Only a few girls know this and the few girls called him Mr. Crap because we would always make sure to take a extra big messy crap for him to deal with. He said "Okay, but make sure not to take too long or else I'll call your parents that you got a F-" Mr. Crab said, Ugly B went to the bathroom and I raised my hand too to go to the bathroom. Mr. Crab knew I hated Ugly B so he had me go to the bathroom. While I was walking off, I heard Mr. Crab say "Okay class, I'm going to the bathroom." I knew that Ugly B would have a big messy crap from the school lunch she had earlier which was raisins that looked like old bunny poop. I went in the girls' bathroom and I got out my gas mask. And then I heard the 💩 she had pooped the most loudest, stinkiest crap on Earth. My teacher had secretly got in the toilet and he died because of it. "Hey, girl, r u okay bc I have some toilet paper u can use." i said, handing toilet paper with 💩 on it. "Ew, what is this brown stuff." She said. "My grandma's homemade chocolate cupcake frosting." I said back, knowing that was a big messy lie. "Oh okay, thans girl. We besties now. WAIT! Did u follow me here?" She took another crap, smeller than the last. "No, I had to go to the bathroom too." I secretly farted in the bathroom and ran away. I got bavk and the class was already talking about Mrs. Bottom's bottom. I saw my Jakey boo bear and I blushed so hard, my face was red as a ripe tomato that experienced sun burn. My Jakey boo bear then saw me and I turned into a tomato crab. "Omg, do you wanna date me?" My Jakey boo bear said, handing out roses that were red as my face to me. "Y-yes, Jakey boo bear." I ate the roses and then we kissed. The principal came in and screamed "NO KISSING ALLOWED IN SCHOOL!" But we didn't care 🤭 stay tuned for more

UwU, XxCuteKawaiiCatxX here~ I am new so plz don't harass me, UwU! AND EMILY, IF YOUR SEEING THIS SAY GOODBYE. YOU LITTERALLY SPLIT MY TEA! HOW DARE YOU!? I WILL PEE ON YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILY AND STEAL YOUR DORA THE EXPLORER FLIP PHONE

Uhh, who the f is XxCuteKawaiiCatxX? AND YES I DID SPILL YOUR DUMB TEA OR SHOULD I SAY PEE!? EW, DISGUSTING! 🤢