IMessage 2012-02-27 5:00 PM <I love you ..:) I love U 2> <Awe Really! :)) Ya they're like my favourite band>
Feb 5, 2012 9:52 PM What did the ocean say to the other ocean Nothing they just waved hahahahaha I sea you got the joke Hahahaha dying I'm shore you are... Hahahaha
Jun 20, 2012 5:16 PM So someone told me you sound like an owl. Hows that? Darn. It didn't work. You were supposed to say 'who?' Lol ok Who? Never mind. Moment gone
August 26, 2017 Mom. Where are you???? Leaving walmart. Halfway home. Why sweetie? You brought me to walmart with you -.- OH DARN! Be there in a bit
Messages Mom May 31, 2012 9:22 AM < Look and see if I left my phone outside May 31, 2012 10:46 AM Umm mom you texted me from your phone >
Text Message Jul 2, 2013, 12:39 PM If I searched for a picture of Johnny depps but how do I erase the search? I don't want your dad to see>
Aug 19, 2013, 1:51 AM You are wide> <Wide? *wise> Omg I'm so sorry>
May 12, 2012 11:09 PM I whiff you :) > Wuff. As in google term for love > Goodie > Googie > Doggy > There we go > < Lol No one not drunk. > I'm. > I'm. Not one. > Wow autocorrect hates me tonight. >
Saturday, November 16, 2019 The hot water is broken 20:16 D How? Can you send me some photos? 20:17 MMS 20:18 It looks like this but it's not hot.
March 29th, 2015, 10:18 PM Little Sis Did u get the special pic, baby? Oh, yes, Jakey-poo! Can't wait for your iphone to be mine! Wut? wait.... OMG THIS IS NOT FOR U! Please don't show mum or dad! NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA..... Batman? BLACKMAIL! smartphOWNED.com
Feb 11, 2013, 1:11 AM I can't believe how cheap green beans are > < Who is this? And what green beans? Like from the store > < What store? Who is this??
Mom Today 14 oct 10:58 AM Sorry Mom, called you by accident! That's okay Had vou by accident
06/24/2013 Mon 11:02AM Doing lunch using your brother 11:02AM Umbrella 11:02AM Lol I don't have a brother 11:03AM Yes yes voice to text error
Jan 1, 2011 9:47 PM Mom <Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Why is that funny?> <It's not funny! Wht do you mean? Mom lol means laughing out loud!> <Oh goodness!! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love.
Apr 25, 2013, 1:45 AM Lol honestly if you were still here I would be lookin towards dating you. You're so sweet and a really good friend and super beautiful. But you're so fat FAR!! I meant far lol
January 2, 2013 Messages I think we should see other people ... Roses are red Violets are blue U really thought I would cry over u? I said I loved you You thought that was true well guess what player You just got played to smartphOWNED.com
Messages Dad Dec 26, 2012 2:14 PM Dad there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? Pis hurry because I'm going to cry Dad Dad > Dec 26, 2012 2:30 PM < Dad is dead. You're next. Love, Moth
March 30th, 2015, 5:10 PM Mom Hey mum can I have fifty bucks?> <Money doesn't grow on trees! What's paper made from?> <Trees. What's money made from?> <80% cotton. Which grows on a bush. smartphOWNED.com
Oct 15, 2012, 1:38 PM When ru home> <By 230 | think When r u home> <By 230 | think When r u home> <By 230 | think When r u home> <STOP Why ru saying stop>
+1 (303) 902-0... Text Message Apr 11, 2012 6:24 PM <Hey Sophie! :D Who is this?> <Lol you gave me your number no more than five minutes ago. I think she gave you the wrong number... Ouch I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO
8 Apr 2012 13:08 Hey genius. You left the handbrake off.> <No I didn't. Yes, you did.> <NO, I DIDN'T. Ok. You 'didn't'. I guess I'm rolling down the hill in someone ELSE'S car.>
Messages Mom Feb 22, 2012 7:06 AM Good morning beautiful :) xoxo your imaginary boyfriend Thanks mom. >
Apr 1, 2013, 2:38 PM Finally in bus home I'm going to make me some I Taliban meatballs> Umm Italian> Hello I seriously meant Italian ok?>
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