story time cuz im bored So, basically, I walked into a party last Friday thinking I was about to surprise my boyfriend. Turns out, the only one surprised was me. I step inside, and the first thing I see front and center, like a badly written movie scene is my best friend and my boyfriend. Kissing. In the middle of the kitchen, under those awful blue LED lights. For a second, I genuinely thought I imagined it. Like, maybe my brain short-circuited because there’s no way. But no. They separate, she wipes her mouth, and then she actually has the nerve to say, "Wait, it’s not what it looks like." Not what it looks like? Oh, so you were just checking if his lips were still attached? Doing a taste test? What, exactly, is the alternate explanation here? And Jake, oh, Jake. He just stands there, mouth opening and closing like he’s buffering, before finally stammering out, "It was an accident." An accident. Right. Just like how I "accidentally" picked up my drink and poured it over his head. J ust like how I "accidentally" laughed when Emily started crying. Just like how I "accidentally" left that party, got myself a McFlurry, and slept like a baby. So, basically, some people are just really bad at lying. search Priscillas storytimez 4 more storytimes like this ig