*sees leprechaun take off fake belly after confronting 69th wheel of the hogwarts express* Peter: POOKIE BEAR??? Ron: Peter! I can explain! Peter: you lied? *unleashes his alpha rat king form* Ron: If you were gonna leave me I wanted child support! Peter: Why! You already have a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, I knew I shouldn't have loved a ginger *dramatic sigma exit* *ron is left heartbroken, forced back to his rainbow in ireland*

Ron (ginger): PLS PETER, I WAS SCARED FOR YOU TO SEE MY REAL HAIR AFTER I TOOK OFF THE WIG Peter (gingerphobic): no pookie bear, YOURE A LEPRECHAUN Ron: but, peter UwU, I'm pregnant Peter: AGAIN? People are gonna call the kid a furry for being half rat, besides it can't be mine Ron: why not? Peter: I've told you already, I'm neutered bbg Ron: IM SORRY, HE SAID HE WANTED TO SHOW ME HIS MAGIC WAND WHILE U WERE ON A TRIP Peter: who mpregnated my discord kitten, I'll unleash my alpha on them Ron: ... the 69th wheel of the hogwarts express

Ron: *sulking like a beta* Loch ness monster (I think that's in Ireland): I'll be your lawyer thru this divorce Ron: *dramatic boy band music in the rain* Loch ness monster: wow that's rlly fucking pathetic