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STORYTIME: When Some Guy Tried to Ask Me Out Right After His GF Dumped Him at the Gym Y’all, I literally cannot make this up. This happened yesterday, and I’m still in shock. So, I was at the gym, minding my own business, doing my workout, when out of nowhere, I hear someone slam their dumbbells to the ground like they were trying to cause a scene. Obviously, I turned around because I was nosy, and that’s when I saw it—this girl, probably a little older than me, going OFF on her boyfriend. At first, I thought it was just a normal couple argument, but then I heard what she was saying. Apparently, this man was looking at other girls on Instagram while she was working out. IN FRONT OF HER. The audacity??? And get this—he tried to deny it, saying, "Babe, it just came up on my feed." LIKE??? BE SO FR. But this girl wasn’t stupid. She went, "Yeah? Then why were you ZOOMING IN ON HER BUTT?" And when I tell you, this man turned red as hell. He was embarrassed and tried to get her to calm down and talk about it somewhere else, but she was not having it. She straight-up snatched his phone, slammed it to the ground, and stomped on it before storming out crying. Now, at this point, I was just standing there, trying to mind my business again, BUT THEN—me and her boyfriend accidentally made eye contact. AND HE FREAKING SMIRKED. 🚩🚩🚩 IMMEDIATE RED FLAG. 🚩🚩🚩 Next thing I know, this man walks up to me and says, "Hey there, shawty." GIRL. WHAT. I just stared at him with the most disgusted look and was like, "Hi…?" And then he just casually asked, "How old are you?" I was already getting the worst vibes, but I answered, "19." AND THIS MAN GOES, "Perfect. I'm 23." 🤢🤢🤢 EXCUSE ME??? Like first of all, that was already gross, but the way he acted like he just unlocked a new level on a dating app made me wanna vomit . And then—THEN—he had the AUDACITY to ask for my number and try to take me out on a date while I was literally just trying to work out. Obviously, I declined because eww, and you won’t BELIEVE what he said next. This delusional man really looked me dead in the eyes and went, "Ok, you were ugly anyway." LIKE??? BE SO FR. You just got dumped, publicly humiliated, and your phone got obliterated in front of the entire gym, and now you’re acting like you had options? 😭😭 Moral of the story: Men will embarrass you EVERY TIME. search Priscilla storytimezz for more

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Don’t Go, I Love You ❤️

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ChatGPT said: Storytime: How Me & My Bestie Played Cupid and Now Our Teachers Are Getting Married 😭💍 Okay, so boom. Back when me and Roseanne were in 11th grade, we basically had our Cupid era because we single-handedly got our history teacher, Mr. Collins, and our English teacher, Ms. Rivera, to fall in love. Like, no joke, they were so obviously into each other, but they were both too awkward to do anything about it. So, being the icons we are, we decided to fix that. It all started with the way they looked at each other. I’m talking full-on stolen glances, little smiles, Ms. Rivera giggling at Mr. Collins’ dad jokes like they were actually funny. Be fr, no one finds his jokes that funny. And don’t even get me started on how they conveniently always had extra coffee for each other. Like, girl, just admit you like him. Roseanne and I knew we had to do something. So, we got a little delulu and went full-on matchmaking mode. We’d make sure they got paired up for every school event, drop hints about how they were sooo similar, and maybe accidentally spread some rumors that they liked each other (oops). And the best part? We left anonymous notes in their classrooms, hyping them up, making sure they’d think they had a secret admirer. Spoiler: the secret admirer was us, but our plan was working way too well. The real game-changer, though, was when we set them up on a fake date. We told them there was a super important school dinner that totally required them both to be there, and then—oops!—we “couldn’t make it.” So, there they were, just the two of them, in the cutest little restaurant in town. And the funniest part? By the time they realized they’d been played, they were already laughing, talking, and actually enjoying each other’s company. Our power, honestly. Fast forward to now, I’m 19, and they are literally getting married. AND WE’RE INVITED TO THE WEDDING. Like imagine being so good at matchmaking that it actually ends in MARRIAGE. I don’t even need a love life atp because I already peaked with this one. 😩💅 So yeah, moral of the story? If you ever feel like playing Cupid, DO IT. You just might end up with wedding invites and a lifelong flex. 💖 search Priscilla storytimezz for more

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BULLEY: NGLISH OR SPANISH 😈 mah bois: *frozen* 🥶 sus caseoh: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? me: AYOO- 😳 Jonkler: Why so serious 👽 those who know:💀(only in balkans) I:* empties a magazine on bbc* 100 likes for part 2😱😫❗⚔️😱

first .ribbon story: by founder of ribbon, lavender, and blueberry. 🎀 cherie 🫶🏼 You woke up in your bedroom at 7 AM. about to go back to sleep, you remember you have a shopping date with your gf! You immediately get up, excited. you pick out a large white maxi-skirt and a tube top with a sweater of your choice. Before you put it on, you take an everything shower and do your skincare. you brush through your soft, ___ coloured hair. You curl your lashes and look in the mirror, happy with your look! you check the time and see its already 8:00 AM. you gasp and grab your bag. you head outside and get into your car to drive to the mall, your gf is probably waiting for you! time skip…. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁💝 AT THE MALL you arrive at the mall and see ur gf.ᐟ “hi!” ur g/f says. she gives u a soft kizz on the cheek. “Lets go!” she grabs your hand and drags you into the mall. “where do you wanna go first?” you ask. “lets go to ___! your fav!” she responds you both go to the store and have a shopping haul. after 2 hours of shopping, you head back to ur g/fs house. to be continued! you can add on to it or make it spicy, just add my creds!

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STORYTIMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! So one time it was midnight and i was trynaa get some SNORK MIIIMIMIMIMIMIMI time 💤💤 yk. And my older brother flicked the lights on and off in my room and woke me up. I got out of bed and asked what he wanted and he showed me a picture of the FATTEST PIGEON YOU HAVE EVER SEEN LIKE--- IT WAS THE BIGGEST FRICKING BIRD EVER!!! So then a year after that happened he got me a very fat pigeon stuffed animal and I named it after him. Idk just a random story that you had to hear :3 ---ASH0NP4WZZ⋆°⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

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heyo! /ᐠ ̥  ̮  ̥ ᐟ\ฅ a new writer here! ill be writing about stories relatd to romance! 12+ only ! search up “_chibi..bunnii” for the stories! ( it may not show up now as i am writing this now on july ) i dont do nsfw or anything inappropriate, i just do my stuff! ( bl/ straight) baii for now and have a nice day ahead! [ note - i might post some sparkles and stuff! ] ₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚🎧⊹♡

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a day in my life, i woke up at 6:00 and headed out for morning walk near the lake, when i got back i had baby bell peppers cut in half filled with cream cheese; soon after that me and all of my close friends had a gals night and wore matching pj’s, we watched the titanic and other sad movies

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