Once upon a time, there was a cat. This was the gay and slay kitty cat. She was walking along a fence one day, as zesty as usual. While so, she noticed that she was lost. You cannot, MUST not, be lost and slay at the same time! So, she went down the fence to find herself in someone’s backyard. In this backyard, there was a zesty lemon tree. “Aha!” She said with glee and excitement. “That tree is zesty like me!” She climbed all the way up to grab the zestiest lemon she could find. But someone already wanted it. It was a parrot! This was the freaky and preppy parrot. Oh no! A freaky parrot!? Could it be!? “Hello,” said the parrot freakily. “I have been looking for someone to match my freak.” “what… exactly… is your freak?” the cat replied. Finishing this later. Buh bye SERCH GAYGAYGAYGAY for MOREEE