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#pancake boobs #flat as a pancake #flat chest #flat boobs #small bust #humourous flat chest

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#flattened #squashed #run over #compressed #flat as a pancake #roadkill metaphor

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#flatfish #flat as a pancake #flat fish #compressed fish #flounder #halibut #plaice