Do you know how some people are addicted to cigarettes or instagram or something? I'm addicted to Ubers. Every time I call an Uber I ask them for me get dropped off every meter and call another Uber. I just can't resist the sweet smell of Little Trees™ Pina Colada car scent and hitting on the Uber driver, Steven. Some people call me pycho, but am I really that crazy? Say #saveUBERaddictFROMSTEVEN if you think I'm crazy.
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