𖦹 Some quotes or copypasta’s to put in your bio part 1 ⟡ ݁₊ .ᐟ either in dc or insta idྀིྀིk anymore ⋆ [character] its screaming your name in morse code... ⋆ What the skibidi galloping jelly beans is this ⋆ USING HIS LIQUID AS SKIN CARE 💆🏻‍♀️ ⋆ BOO! Did i scare you? I'm a bar of soap 🧼 just here to remind you to get ur ah in the 🚿 shower and go outside because the smell through the screen is not very pleasant, over and out✌🏻 ⋆ It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop. ⋆ I want someone who admires me with the same intensity as they admire the moon and the stars. ⋆ In order to love yourself, you cannot hate the experiences that shaped you. ⋆ naknampucha si my home, my sure thing, my solace, my constant, my lovey dovey, my honeybunchsugarplum, my safe haven, my pahinga, my forever pala to e ⋆ Envy me. Hate me. Rate me. The bottom line is you ain't me. ⋆ your soulmate is your compliment, not your missing piece ⋆ a love so strong nothing but death can part us ⋆ Born to die but forced to live
 ⋆ Nothing is impossible when you have the will power for it (do not follow this advice)
 ⋆ "i have looked at you in millions of ways and i have loved you in each" ⋆ huh ⋆ what ⋆ bruh Add my dc cuz im lonely af: @iluv_chips, U BETTER HAVE ROBLOX GODAMNIT. DONT ADD ME IF U DONT. search iluv_chips for more ig ༝༚༝༚ yk what, i think ill seperate them.

Hey guys! Did you know that Charizard is one of the most exotic Pokemon to have sex with? The fire type ensures that the insides are warm at all times, and abilities like tough claws make for unrivaled penetration. Moves like growl and scratch will arouse hardcore trainers beyond anything ever imagined, and they can even learn attract and ancient power! If being fucked by a cute dragon controlling the very forces of nature for your pleasure doesn't sound exciting, I don't know what will! Charizard will never tire out either, as sunny day and helping hand will keep you both going for hours! Charizard is also a flying type, which allows for some crazy positions at near any angle! On top of this, the wings can be used for additional thrust, making sex all the more pleasurable. And all that is just the start!!! Charizard can bond with it's lover physically and emotionally through mega evolution, which gives the potential of unparalleled orgasms through otherworldly connection. And unlike other Pokemon that mega evolve, Charizard has TWO different forms it can take to perfectly match your sexual desires. The X version increases strength greatly in the lower body, which means it can pound you even harder than before! It also completely changes types and changes from flying to dragon, which unlocks a whole new set of pleasurable moves it can use on you! It also changes color drastically, providing an even more exotic experience. The Y version elongates itself in the body and feet, and its head and arms become much slimmer, making it the perfect pokemon to feel dominant yet gentle. Its head is perfect for oral, and with the fangs now more to the side, it could eat you out even harder. In addition to all this, it's speed and maneuverability are greatly enhanced for even quicker and crazier ways of fucking. All of this together, it's impossible to deny the outright sex machine Charizard is and just how great of a time you'll have if you're lucky enough to make love with one.

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̴̛͙̪̲̉̾͗h̶͔̯̻͌̈̍͒ě̷̥͍̳̯̹̻̩a̵̜͔̜̖̎̃̐́̕ḑ̶̱̃͗͑̑́̿̕ ̵̢̳̦̼̍̇̏͂̈ğ̴̥̩̻̭̗̲͉̔͆̐̎ę̶̨̱̥̏̀̄̑̓͛̈́͝ͅt̶̺́̿ ̸̢̧̙͕̺̯̤̍̓̓̇͌̽̚ö̸͔̻́͛́̇̂̏͋ṵ̷̡̡͊̌̅̔̈́̈́͘ͅt̶̢̯͍̰̯̲͇̅̊̒ ̵͎͚̋̈́͋͋̿̃̄͘ő̷͔̗̺͉̗͎f̸̭̜̱̙͚̄̓̀ ̸̨̯̪̞͓͕̓m̴̧̭̿̒͊ÿ̸̨̺̳̩̯́̔͐̒̾͋͠ ̷͓͓͛̐̃̔̕ḥ̷̺̏̓̆̀ͅͅé̸̛̠̲̚a̸̮̩̠̞̐̊͘d̸͉͎͍̱̞̳̙̓͂ ̵̮̞͉͂̇͌̄̈͒̀g̸̭̱̽͊͑͛͋ȩ̴͎̰̲̅̎̿̉͐̓͗̑t̸̡̪͚͕͖̫͚̑͆͋̆͑͛̕͠ ̴̧̢͇͎̰̖̪͍͒͐͛̄̈͆̕̕o̷̖̯̮̤̬͍̳̜̎͂́̕u̵̙͉̙̻͚̾̎̎̀̊͐̆t̴̳̭̦͔͙͔͔͊̋͝ ̴̝̱̣̝̀̒́̏̐͒̀̊͜ǫ̵͖̠̺̬̀̍f̵̰̮̤̓́͝ ̵͔̱̹̫̼͚͠m̷͖̫̠͚̰͕͙̿̓͋́̋͊͝y̶͉̱̭̏ ̴̨̻̫̯̈́̓̕͘ḫ̸͉͕̲̜̣̭̜͛͠e̷͚̖͐́̾͂͋̚͝a̵͓̦͖̜̬͐̍̐͋̌d̸̡̫̺̽̋̒̆͗ ̶̺͖̙͐̊̈̔͘g̸͙͚̟̮̐e̵͓̘͖̤̋t̶̩̃̍̅͊ ̸̧̝̼̟͈͉̩͚̒̅̎͝ö̵̡̤̥̣̱̥̱́̾̎̒͂̀̕ü̷̠͚̭̮̪̻t̷͉̯͗͂̔̃̿̍͋ ̷͙͖̪̟̦̝͋̏͂ͅo̵͍͚̅̔͆̓̚ḟ̸̨̡̛̣̎ ̴̛̺̥̙̞͗̓̓̒̄̐͛m̴̥͍̏̒ý̵̡̺͖͚͙̪͒ ̶̧̞͖͔͇̩̎̈́h̴̝͚̞́̂ͅͅe̷̛̗̳͔̮͚̎̅́̾ā̶̧̺̟̠͇̟̔d̴̢̫̱͙͎̫̮͎͌̈̌̅͗̈́ ̸͕̖̲̤̈̆̽̎̾g̷̖̝̗̮̲͉̼̋̽̒̌̉̚̕͝e̵̛̪̦̫͕͇͗̽͊͌̍͠ͅt̵̝̃͂́̇͘ ̶̢̘̬̩̻̖͖͚̏̏̈́̆̄ó̵̮̜̺̜̆̈́̕ú̶̗̳͚̥̆̋̃̆t̷̗̉͜ ̷̖̳͚̣̌̍͒̀̽̈́̓͠ô̷̈́̇̓̚̕ͅf̴̞͐ ̷̗͓͉͕̱͍̠̊̾̒͑̚͘͝m̴̡͙̳͍̓̊͗͐ÿ̶̯͍̯͕̀̌̀̈́͘ ̴̢̱̯͇̝͕̐h̴͖̀̌͋͝ę̸̜̱̲̤̼̤̎͌͘ą̸̢̯̹̳́͝͠ͅd̵͙͚̻̺̥̖̊́̋͂̆̂͜ ̷̨̟̠̞̜̀̀̄͋͠͝͠g̸̨̛̛͖̳̪̠̼̱͑̊̒̓̈́̚ë̸̛̺̟́͌́͊̽͝t̵̩̰̩́̓ ̸̞͓̥̲̩̙̯̪̌̓̕o̵͉̹̥̪͖̓̃ͅu̷̧̧̖̜̟̼̅̑̓͐̍̈́̾̍t̶͍̼͚̰̬̖́͛ ̷̳̾́̑̚͠o̷͇̿͋́͊̈́̒̇f̴̨̨̮̺͕̺́̈́́͝ ̵̢̠̬̮͝ṃ̴̛̞͈͇͙̭̹̝̾̏̂̀y̴̧̻͇͍̥̔̌̅͑͗ ̷̙̘̫̆͂͝͝ͅh̷̫̔͐̊́ę̶̤̭͙̺͖͓͇̃͆̕͝a̸̢̛̙̳͖̳͖͂̽̊̑d̷͔͚̃͐̽̉͂̔ ̴̧̗͎̥͈̙͚̔̇̊̆́̾̐͜g̷͈͕̀̂́̃̚͠ͅe̶͈̣̯͂͑̏͛͝͠͝ṯ̶̢̙̩̘̾̅̽̿̀̓ ̷̲͉̘̬̺̅̑̀͑̇͗͠ó̴̯͎̖̟̳̈̃̚ű̸̩̭̇̓̓͛̕͘ṯ̵̳̟̦̱͕̖͆͂͠ ̸͍͉̮̯̪͓̎͛̑̐͌́ͅŏ̶̡͖͈̇̈̐̔̚f̴̬̟͚̭̉͝ ̶̬̦̬̰̬͖͚̟͂̌̎̒̌ṃ̶̢̼̖́͗̈́̓̈́̚y̸̢̢̰̼̱̝͕̿̀̏ͅ ̸͎̮͙̯̠̎̎h̴̛͇̪̲͖͗͆̀̅͋̃̆ḝ̵̢̻̹̣̣̀̅a̵̧̲͔͓͒̓̿̈́ͅd̵͖͉̫̗̦͊̈́̒͜͝ ̶͕͑̐g̶̶̸̴̴̵̴̶̨̛̙͖̩̗̗̺͉̯̰̟̬̯̲̺͈̞̳̎̉͂͛͌̉̏̉̂̓̿̓̓̊̈́̌̒̕͘͝ͅḙ̴̵̶̷̷̵̷̶̷̢͇͓̙͍͉̮̪̲̫̣͈̥̩̼̥̣͔͔͔̮͕̄͂͌̓̋͌̈̈́̇̒̃͌͛̎̋̒̏͑̀͂͂̋̏͌̈́̄͑̃͒͠ͅt̵̴̸̷̸̴̛̛̪̝̬̰̥͙̙͕̬͎͉̖̘͆̏̉̈́̎̃̐̏̌͒̒̕͘͘͜ͅ ̷̶̵̷̷̵̴̛̘̖̜̩͍̗̰̘̹͈̻̝͍̟̼̥̭̓̃̈̈́͂͆̈̓̏͑̎̑̕̕ͅǫ̶̶̵̶̶̴̶̯͙̳̩̙̝̜͓͓̮̘̬̻͕̘̤̤͉́̃̈͊̋̈́̂̅̑̓́̉̋̈́͜͝ư̸̵̶̷̷̶̴̶̡͚̫̝̝͎͙͈͖͉͎̻̮͖̘͖͆̓͂̀̋̑̎̓̌̈́͗́͑̐̋̾̓̌͘͠ţ̴̴̸̸̷̮̫̦̫̤͖̬̟͇̺̙̩̾̏̄̉̌͂́͗͝ ̸̵̷̸̴̨̛̣͚̜̟̳̪̼̿̔̒̅͋̔̒͋̐̚̚͠ͅǫ̵̷̴̶̷̷̴̵̸̨̗̬͍̤̫͖̺̩̤͕̣̳̫̖̠̖̮͔͇̦̰̜̋̅̆̓͋́̏̔͋̒̏́̈́̆̀͊̅̅̈́̍͂́̕͝͠͠ͅf̷̶̴̴̶̷̶̶̨̧̧̡̢̛̟̮͉̩̠͉̞̦̼̟̬̦̮̯̯̆̀̀̈́́͂͗̈́͂͒̏̏̆̆̂͗̀̀́̚͜ͅ ̵̷̵̸̷̶̧͎̤̤̱̜̻͕̝͕̲̠́͌͛͒͋̈͆̅͌͊̔͑̈́̚͘͠ͅm̶̶̶̶̸̸̴̸̶̵̢̢̛̗͎͍̬̖̭͙̰̭̠̞̱̳̼̦͇͖̜̦͚̗̥̟̑̽̾́̋̏̽̈́̆̇̄̽͛͐̆́͗́͑̓͌̎̚͘͘̚͝ͅỷ̶̴̶̵̵̸̶̸̷̧̧̢̡̡̨̛͓̤̮̞̭̠̣̪̲̖̩̣̩̫̣̹̙̖͙̍̃̇̑͐̎̆̑̽̈͊͐͋͌̓̈́̄͐̄͋͐̕͘͘ ̵̶̴̷̵̢̩̜̰̣̯͈͎̤͓̰͎̏͗̀̀͒̓͑̉̚͠h̷̸̷̵̸̶̵̷̴̨̨̛̛̤͓͕͉͉͚̩̯͇̻̩̣̦̻̻̤̼͓͒͒͗͌͗̏́̓̃͗͗̉̅̒̍̃͐̃̕̚͠͝͝ͅę̸̸̵̵̷̵̴̴̢̳̟̳̫̠͕̟̩͍̹̲̝̠̻̿̊̿̎̏͛͑̇̈̾̿̈̈́͆̿̉̕͝͝a̵̵̸̵̶̶̷̛͚̳̲̰͉̲̻͓͚̻̠͔̬̼͑̅̅́̑͒͆͗̓͂̀̍͗̍͑͑͘͘͜͜ͅd̶̷̸̸̵̶̸̵̸̡̰͍̯̹̫̬͍̰͎̫̺̘̦̪͍̱̝̳̻̐͆̓̊͋̒͋̇͌̓̑͗͛̀̌̇̕̚̕͠ ̴̸̵̸̷̶̷̼͙͍̲͕̲̖̱̻̬̻̟̝͈͓͍͈̯̑͛͌̃͐̊̈́̍͋̃̇̋̚̕͘͘͝͝͠ͅg̷̴̶̷̵̴̸̷̵̢̨̯̝̜͖̖͍̼͙͖̮̰̜̲̳̖̮̥̖̬͌̓̂̆͂́̓͗̑͑̑̆͑̊͊͗̌̽͊̂͑̚ë̵̴̶̴̷̵̸̶̸̷̡̢̜̺̰̝͓͍̥̭̲̼̻̩̪̼͍̙̗̤̠͔̩͎̺̗́͆͊͌̎͋̋̾̈́͗̄̃͐͗͐͆́͒̏̈̀̂͌̂̌̑̚͘͜͠͝͝t̶̷̵̸̵̸̷̴̸͙̥͓̩̖͔͈̹̼̝̠̖͎̜̳͍̗͔̳͕̳̭̙̀̊̽̅͒̈́̒̉̂̎͗͐́͂̂͒̿̕͝͝͝ ̸̵̸̶̷̷̢̝̖̣̮̟͓̪͖̯̟̱̈́͐͂̾̓̅̿͒̏̌͜ơ̸̷̸̵̴̥̞͈̲͕͕̦͙̣̱̪̳̺̈́̈̏̋̌̄̚u̵̴̸̶̵̵̷̴̡̡̢̢̪̟͔̭̱̝̳̥̟͈̭̯͔̬̽̌͂̾͂̈̽͋̿̊͌̓͐̈̓̂̒̕̕͜t̸̵̶̶̸̶̸̵̶̸̸̡̩̦͙̰̱͔̘͔͇̥̣̝̗͇̲͉͕̮̙̯̖͕̫͆̎̅̐̐͐̆̎̓̉̎̔̆͛̉̏̀̈͑̓̈́͘͝ ̵̴̷̷̷̸̴̧̜̻̞̣̰̖͕̻͍͔͓̤̼̜̠͖̼̝̦̅̀̃͊̉͐̋͌͑̏͋̂͋͘͝͝͝ọ̶̸̵̷̴̵̤͉̹̘͎͎̣̞̹͔͈͉̺̽͗̋̌̌͛̌̍͘f̷̸̸̸̸̴̴̷̸̧̨̨̛͔͖͇̜̭͓̪̹̣̤̗̭̘͕̜̮̺̖̦̲̠͓̹̯̀̽̾̊͒̌̅̎͆͂͆̇̃͗̐́̎̄̑̕̕̕̕͜ͅ ̸̶̷̵̴̵̶̵̶̡̫͙͍̹̭̠̰̖̘͎͈̦̘̖̥̱̩̮͕̞̗̣͎͎͕̈́̂́͐̾͒̎́̍͊́̍̏̅̿̋̉̄̾̅̉͗̓͂̍͘͝ͅṁ̴̵̴̴̶̵̸̸̡̧̢̧̧̨͇̯͙̬̠̺̠̲̤̟͎͍̖̹̳̈̃͗̾́̅̆̓̈̀̓͆̆͛͘̕͘̚̕̚͝ͅy̴̷̵̷̸̸̷̢̨̧͕͇̳͔͓̱͕͎̖̹̙͋̊̇̆̎͛̊̆́́̍́͒̍́̍̇̔̄͜͝͠ ̵̶̶̶̶̷̶̷̵̶̡͇̖̰̖͇̪̫͚̞͓̼̣̫̜̮͙̱͇̰͖̭̝̯͍̟̟̖̲̿̈́̓͋̇̄̏́͆̇̾̈̆̓͗̈́̐͆̑͒̂̐̂͒͘̕̕͜͠͠͝͝ḩ̶̸̵̸̴̶͖̱̗̪̥̰̖̯̪̻͌͒͂͆͐̏̓̃̃̍̐̿̕͝͝ͅȩ̴̷̶̶̴̴̴̶̛̗̫͎̝͙̬̖̠͚̗̙͔̱̰͕̘͔̑̉̓̃̆̎̈̌̌̃̔̾̄̀͛̒̕̕͜͜a̸̷̷̷̵̴̵̢͉̥̙̥̰̰̜͚̻̙̻̱̟̹̖̓̌̄̀̈́̀̍̌͗̊̃͗̏̀͋́̃̕͜ͅd̴̴̴̴̷̷̸̷̶̡̡̧̨̨̨͙̣͔̝̩͉̪̩̘͎͓̪͎̘̙̝͉̄̾̈́̓̓͆̃͊́̃͗̽͗̉̀̽̊̑̅̈́̏͐̋͘͝ͅ ̸̶̶̵̴̷̶̶̸̡̧̢̹̭̳̝͍͕̜̰̲̰͓͇͔̟̳̝̣̻̙̝͒̐̓͂̀͛̂̎̓̋͆̏̿͗̓̚͜͝͝g̵̶̴̴̶̶̷̵̶̴̡̧̢̛̛̻̠̯̠̲̻͙͓͍̟̥͚̝̞̘͈̰̝͚̋͐̀̈͆̈́̃͂̈́̀͂̈́̐̌͘̕̚͜͠é̶̶̷̵̴̷̴̸̢͚̱̦̻̤̙͓̦͉̘͔̥̟͉͕̼̜͆̏̈͛͛̃̀̌͋̋̆̆̔̓̈́͗͝ţ̵̸̸̶̵̵̸̵̷̷̡̧͖̱͔̥͇̖̜̭̹̞͉͖̣̯̞̩̰̗̯͗̄̀̏̿̔̔̊͌̿́̆̉̒̈́̂͌̏̔̑̾́̅́̈́͘͜͝͝ͅ ̴̴̶̵̵̸̷̷̴̵̢̧̧̛̤͚̫̖͎͖̭͔͙̮̝͓̣̹̗̖͚̭̜̰̇̄̾̿̀̽́̂̆͒̅͆̉́̀̽̓͌͗̓̎̈́͘̕͠͠ͅơ̵̶̶̷̷̷̛̺̭͉̻̜̪͖̱̻̳̻͎̱͚̿́̏̅̃̆̽͂̎̇͌͋̕͜ͅư̶̶̴̷̸̷̷̵̴̢̢̮̣͍͉͍̦̩̫̲̦͎̱̰̠̟͙͕̺̰̳̓̈́̑̀̌̀̅̀̌̋̋̅̏̓̔͐̿̂ͅẗ̷̴̷̴̸̷̷̸̛̛̛̫̰͖̫̩͎̥̼̠͕̭̘̺̤̮̖̺̭̘̈́̊͋̔͆̏̎̄̐͐̄̀̑͒̊̏̓͊͝͝ͅ ̴̶̶̶̷̵̵̴̶̴̨̧̡̘͚͕̟͙̰̗͍̟̩͇͙̼͚͑̿̀́͊̋̀̔͗͛̽̍̈́̑̎͛̐͋̏͒̇͘̕͜͜͜͝͠ơ̵̴̷̴̶̴̸̶̵̴̷̡̧̹͔͈͎̤̤̟͙̥̥̗̱̹͙͉̝̱̩͇̟̜̹͐̌͛̓̀͊̾̈́̃̑͗̂̂̊̾̈́̇̌̏̄̕̕͘͜͜͝͝͝ͅf̵̶̵̶̶̴̷̶̧̧̨̡̢̢͔̩͉̥̙̜͙͍̫̙͉̮̦̟̖͚̮͆̆́̽̎̀̈́̾̔͐̀́̂̈́͑̃́̈́͝ͅ ̶̴̸̷̴̵̸̷͎͔̠̠͓̼͙̫͇̟̱̮̗̫͇̥̹̼̇̅̐̑͗̿̈́́̐͛̾̅̀̄̿̃̓̐̕̕̕͜͝ͅm̴̷̴̴̷̶̷̶̡̙͇̤̬̲͙͖̩͇͎̬̠̠͖͎̻̥͓̗̰̼̆̿̽̄̂͛̍̓̓͑̆͛͆̈́̒͐̚̚͘y̶̸̴̵̸̴̸̴̸̵̸̨̨̧̪͚̪͍̖̪̯͈̦̬̰̣̞̭̹͚̭̦͚͎̪͖̻̝͋̎̉̃̈́̈̈́́̒͊̇͗̍͗̎̋̑̒̿̾̊͆̈́̇̄͐̐̉̚͘͘͜͠ͅ ̷̸̴̶̴̸̶̶̶̶̢͎̦̫̫̯̳̣̙̱̖͔͔̫͇̻̙͚̰̘͚͎͕̦͍͈͙͖́̈́̈́̇͆͐̅́̈́̉͊͒̃͂̃́̍͒͘͝͠h̷̴̶̷̶̸͇͔͖͚̪̱̯͚̳̤̰̩͐̃͛̽̿͂͒͋͒͑̎̚e̵̶̷̵̸̸̸̷̵̛̦͙̞͉̻̜̲̬̠̖̦͙̗͕̣̣̘̼͎͇͔̘̬̊̀̈́̔͗̿̈́̾̐̾͛͐͆͐̆͌̉̿̚͜͝ͅä̵̵̶̷̵̶̷̳̝̘̳͍͈͖̥͚̖̤̤̻̳̪͕́̈̏̑̎̑͌̊͒̄͂́͌̏̀͑́̊̌̀̄̚͜͜͠ḑ̴̷̸̵̵̞͚̻̗͎̗͈̘͕̻̤̖̱̋̈́̄̀̊͑̌̌͂̾̽͋ ̸̴̴̵̷̴̢̠̠͙̪̹͙͍͇̤̯̜̠̜̯͙̲̔̉̎͗̈́̌̊̓̉̏̇̕͠͝g̸̶̵̸̷̷̷̵̷̶̢̧̨̢̛̲̺̜̗̯̻̥͎͚͇̣̲̮̘̯̪͖̭͕̝̹̲̗͓̮̖̺͖̺̏̂͒͋̊͒̓̍̽̂̋̾̓̌̿͒̅͗͌̊̄͐̃̕͘͘͜͠͠ͅe̶̸̵̶̷̶̵̶̛̛̝͉̰̫̳̜͈̝̙̯̪̙̭̹̥͙̽̈́̋̄̇̋̂̅̃̿̅̔̀́̂̾̾̄̔͘ͅt̶̸̸̸̶̷̸̨̢̡̺̣̹͙͕̼͈̪̖̣͔̪͕̖̬͊̉́͆̔̎̇͂̓̂̅̌͝͝ͅ ̸̶̵̵̸̷̴̶̵̡̰̤̥̮̲̦͇̱͓̺̻̫̭̲̰̠̩͖̣̃͗͑̒̀̀̔͐͆̏̌͐̔͌̿̈́̌͐̑̒́͘̕͘͠o̴̴̴̸̵̵̷̴̧̧͇̗̦̮͎̗̣̖͇͕̳̯̬͓̤̩̓͒͑̽̾̄̇̌̒̄̓̆͐́ừ̴̸̴̷̶̷̵̶̧͇̼̭̘̩͍̯͕̭̪̮̤̻̭̬̮͌̀̀́́̆̏͐̒̀̽̎͌̕͘͝ͅť̸̸̴̵̷̵̵̸̷̢̝̥̭̠̰̟͚̙͓̤̹̳̙̤̪͙̪͙̱͚̄̒̉͊̏͛̏̓̃̂̋̾̀̓͗͋̎͗͘͘͜͜͝ ̷̴̸̸̵̴̨̢̡̥̤̫̙͖̳͈͉̠͙̖̆̈͌̈́̊́͊̀͠ͅͅṏ̸̷̶̶̸̷̷̴̧̨̨̨̼̭͚̼͓͎̺̭͓̬͈͔͉́̈̎̈̽̍̔͗̀̓͗͊͝͝͠͝f̷̶̷̴̴̸̵̵̸̶̡̧̥̦̜̣͖̫̩͕̗͕͎̳̟̙̋͌̾̌͂̅̈́̄̋͒́̂̀̒̃́̔͐̊̏̋̊̓͝͝͝ͅ ̶̶̴̴̷̷̷̞̬͍̳͇̳͓̘̥̞̙̹̱̯̳̈̇̂͐͂̈́̓̃̏͊͗̊͋̌̉̑̉͘͝͝m̷̴̴̷̸̵̷̸̧̡͓̰̬̘̲͖̝͚͉͙͍̭̖̳͈̲̟͂̐̇͆͒̓͒́͐̉̇̑̋̾̉̔̀̀̕y̶̴̷̷̶̸̸̵̡̧̧̥̱͔͕̺̯̤͎̰̙̱̰̭̳͚̣̘̘̫͕̌̈́̍̓̔̆̂̔͗̉͌͊̔̔͆̆͘͝ ̸̸̷̵̶̵̶̸̧̡̳̝͇̭̪͎̳̣̙̘̬̳̠̳̹͍̺͈̪̗̂̐̿͋͌̒́͐̉̍̒̈́͋̓̀̎̈͑̚͝ḩ̷̸̸̷̶̴̟̟̥̤͖̦̠̱̲͔͉̳͈̜̉̎̆́̽̓̀̂̄͒̎͠e̸̷̵̶̵̷̷̡̛̪͈̳̪̲͕̳̟̠͇͗̏̉̈́̇͋̃̉̆͒͐̒̚͠͝ͅâ̵̴̶̴̶̵̸̢̨̛̛͍͙̺͚̗̤̫̫͕̪̠͔̫̻̙̬̱̎̃̾͂̿͆̇̋̒͘͝d̶̸̵̷̶̴̷̶̡̧̛̲̦̼̘̟̬͉͎̗͓̮͇̮̼̤̦̾̀̎̍̒̏́̄̒̇̉̈͘͘̕̚͜͝ ̶̶̶̸̸̴̧̦̟̜̣̪͍̱̬͖̤̤͈̥͓̥̊̈́͆́̍͒̏̈́̃̇͂̈̑̽͒ģ̴̴̵̴̷̸̸̴̴̧̡̨̖̥͍͖̤̠͎͖͙̗̘̯͎̝̜̬̗͕̖͍͊͑̓͑̆̒́̅̐͐̏͌͋̓̿̈́̔̒͆͐̂̈̚͝͠ͅë̸̸̵̷̴̶̸̸̡̡̤̹̘͎̼͎̭̪̥̟̗̤͇̠̬̺̣̞̲̈̃̾̉͑̅̈̊́̊͑̀̊͗͐̂̃̓͋͗̈͐͑ͅţ̶̷̷̷̴̸̷̴͇͇͍̠̭̫̥͍̪̟͓̥̲͓͔̽̀͑͗͐̔̽̈́̀̎͂̈́̃͛͋̉̚̚̚̕͜͠ͅ ̷̴̸̸̴̸̶̴̶̸̧̡̹̠̦͎̦̥̣͎̠̺̻̟̞̺̩̼̱̯̪̹̟͇͍̰̾̋̊͒̽̊̆̇̽͐̃̾͒͊̐͐̈̀͑̎̽̐̿̕͝͠ͅò̶̶̵̸̵̶̷̶̷̶̸̢̡̟͇̗̲̦̭͍͇̫̪̥̦͉̟̣͉̱̞̖̻̲͓͍͖͎̫͓͌͆̊̍̑̄̾̍̌̍̿̀͒͒̌̓̊̿́͘̕͘̕͜͝͝u̷̶̷̷̴̸̸̷̢̡̢̲̘͔̝̜̳͎͉̤̹̲̘͍̜̙͉͙̼͔̱̓̋̎͛̓̈́͂̇́̍̽̈́͗̿̌͐̄͝ͅt̴̴̵̴̴̸̷̶̻̯̜̭͚̘̦̘̙̺̪̜̪̘̞̜̹̗̟̪̂͑͒̍̂͒̌̋̂̿͆͆̋̿́͛͗̈́̿̈́̚͘͠ ̷̴̴̶̸̵̴̸̵̸̶̨̢̢̧̛̞̹͖̭̲͕͉͇̪̗̠͎̯͙̜͔̲̼̻̹͉̘̘͔͊̎̎͒̂̓͋́́̍̑̅̂̊̆̿̊̀͗̔̈́͗͆̔̑̈́́̃̕ͅỡ̵̶̸̴̷̵̡̢̢̲̙̙̜̰̠̝̻̥̦̮̀̄̈̒̊̔͠͝f̴̶̸̸̴̷̸̵̡̧̢͖̭̼̦̼̖̭͙͉̞̫̟̯͈̤̮̲̣͂̋͊̄̆̉̒̓̊̍̊̌̾̑̅̋̕͘͝ ̶̵̷̶̵̵̸̸̸̧̢̡̧̰͙̰͔̘̖̣͕̺͔̻̜̯̳̫̣̻̼̫̫̩̌̋̋̀̒́̀͐͐̈́̑͒͒̀̆̇̓̕͘̚͜͠ͅͅm̸̸̵̷̶̴̴̡̢̫̬͕̯͈̬̭̙̪͓̪̎̓͒͊̎̊̍́̈̊̀͒̃̔̃̚̚͜͝͝͝ŷ̸̸̴̴̵̷̶̛̛̛̳̲̮̘̟̤̳͖̗̳͕͙̙̘̞̹̙͎̔̊̈́̎̍̐͗͗̎̌͛͆̆̊̚ ̵̸̴̷̸̸̵̭̝̼͉͉̠̗̜͕̻̝̜̝͉̓̐̅̈́̉̋͋͋̓̋̇̿̋̅͒̚͝h̵̶̷̵̴̵̴̡͓͎͓̞̱̬̟̼͚͙̱̝͔̝̞̫̻̩̊̃̈̎̔̈́̈́̒̋̍̋̃͆́͘ȅ̵̸̶̷̴̴̸̸̴̢̛̠͔͈̫̳̮͖̩̙̫̺̯̝͈̟̹̘̻̤͉͕͊̍̈̃́̂̈̇̿̔́̈́̉͋̉̓͒͘͜͝ȃ̷̷̵̵̵̵̷̶̸̡̨̛̛͈̩̻̩̫̩͔̙͍͓͖̳͔͎̲̬̤̗͉͔̱̥͔̈́̔̽̑͗̂̒̃̄̒̇̓̾͑̈́͊͘̕͠ͅͅd̵̸̵̵̷̷̸͕̬̯̗͔͙̰̼̱̲̗̙̗͋̆̇͛͊͆͛̀̇̈́͒͝͝ͅ

AITA for farting on a first-grader for 26 (nice) minutes straight? So basically I (12F) was at school (a place used by the government to ruin childhoods and is basically prison) shoving the Cbat Reddit story into everyone’s faces. Until a stupid first grader came up to me and said “Cbat is a bad song”. I spent the next 26 (funny number) minutes farting on him. AITA?

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Oh for the love of God. Enough with CBAT. What’s even the joke???? “Hahahaha hey guys the song sucks but I pretend it’s good”???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE. Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, “hehe it’s cbatin time” ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE CBAT REDDIT STORY SUCKS IT’S COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT TIME READING IT. You know…. I never would have heard the song without all of these “memes”(unfunny shitposts). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So fuck “CBAT” and your BULLSHIT. NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? “2 years 2 years 2 years 2 years” you’re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does “cbatin” even mean????? ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR CBAT BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could “do the secks to cbat” to bitches??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame. This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES “gETtiNg cbATed” EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying “tifu” LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with cb is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isn’t funny because praising something bad is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate CBAT. I HATE IT. I know I’m just going to get FLOODED WITH “get cbated, this guy got cbated, what cbat does to a man” HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH

stortytime on how i got my first period. So, basically, I got my first period when I was 13, and it was, hands down, the most embarrassing moment of my life. Let me break it down. It all started like a normal school day. I was walking around campus, casually heading to class, when I bumped into my crush, Ethan. You know, the guy I’d been crushing on forever. He was cute, popular, and a little bit of a dork — perfect combination, right? Anyway, we started talking, and it was like one of those moments where everything feels perfect. We were just chatting, and things were going smoothly. Too smoothly, to be honest. Then, out of nowhere, as we were getting closer, Ethan leaned in like he was about to kiss me. I was, like, about to die because, hello, it’s my first kiss potential here, right? But just as he took a step back, I felt something wet and cold. I looked down. Blood. It was literally running down my leg. And not just like a little bit, but a full-on trail. Ethan’s eyes widened, and then I swear, he gagged. I was mortified. He looked at me, then back at the trail of blood, and before I could even say anything, he ran away looking disgusted. I stood there for a solid 10 seconds, just processing what had just happened. Like, did he just literally RUN AWAY because of my period? And to make it worse, I was wearing white shorts. WHITE. SHORTS. The blood stained so bad that I was, like, walking around campus with a bloody trail that everyone could see. I had to walk all the way to the bathroom to try and fix this disaster, but here’s the kicker: I didn’t have any pads or anything on me. So I had to use toilet paper as a pad (which, by the way, is NOT effective at all) while walking past people who were staring and laughing at me. Like, people were literally looking at me like I was a walking crime scene. And I couldn’t even do anything about it. Some people were whispering, others were just flat-out laughing, and I wanted to crawl into a hole and disappear. Finally, after what felt like hours (but was probably only like 10 minutes), I made it to the bathroom, and I’m not even gonna lie — I was almost in tears. I texted my best friend about the whole thing, and she just responded with a million laughing emojis, which, honestly, didn’t help. Moral of the story? If you ever get your period in white shorts and in front of your crush, just know that the universe is cruel. ;( Why are we sharing our period stories on a copypasta site....